What do you give an injured bird?

Tweetment!


What do
you get if you cross rabbits with shallots?

Bunions!


What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies!


What fish is musical?

A piano tuna!


What does a bee wear when it goes jogging?

A swarm up suit!


What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

A mouse going on holiday!


What's brown has four legs and a trunk?

A mouse coming back from holiday!


What's the fastest fish in fresh water?    

A motor pike!

 

 

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